Tuesday, 27 August 2019

Inspector Mwala Arrested For Hitting & Killing A Man In Kilifi With His Vehicle While Drunk

Comedan Davis Mwambili aka Inspector Mwala of Royal Media Services
Police in Kilifi are holding comedian Davis Mwabili, commonly known as Inspector Mwala in Citizen Tv's Inspector Mwala show, who they claim hit and killed a pedestrian on Monday night.
Officers say he was drunk during the 11pm accident as he drove to Kaloleni from Mazeras.
Police allege the accident occurred when the actor tried to overtake an oncoming car and veered off the road.
He hit Samwel Mwaki, 35, during the accident at Kwa Randi area.

Pastor Ng'ang'a Dares To 'Tie Male Journalists' Manhoods' (" nitafunga hiyo kitu yako, utakuwa unaona mke wako na macho, ng’ombe wewe!.."


Neno Evangelism Pastor James Ng’ang’a, who is no stranger to controversy, has once again grabbed the headlines after warning Kenyans online as well as journalists against publishing stories about him.
The preacher, in a video uploaded by Sasa TV on Sunday that has since gone viral, stated that he will deal with anybody that writes about him.
“Mniandike sana kwa hiyo gazetti, mniandike sana…Wanaume wale mtanichezea nitafunga hiyo kitu yako, utakuwa unaona mke wako na macho, ng’ombe wewe! Mnichezee mtaona, nitafunga hizo vitu zenyu, mtakuwa mkikaa mkiona kwa macho na mate!”
[“Keep writing about me in the newspapers…keep writing…men who will joke around with me, I will tie your manhood, you will just be looking at your wives, you cows! Keep playing with me and you’ll see…”]
He further added: “Hiyo muweke itrend, nitawafunga hizo vitu zenu…nikuone hapo umeniandika.”
[“Put that and let it trend, I will tie your manhood…let me see you writing about me.”]

Neno Evangelism Male Congregants Demand Apology From Pastor Ng’ang’a For Referring Their Organs As "Kakitu" & "Tuvitu" (Toothpicks) πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Male congregants from Neno Evangelism Ministries church are demanding an apology from Pastor James Ng’ang’a.
In a demand letter from their lawyers Otieno & Amisi Advocates, the members accused Pastor Ng’ang’a of ‘knowingly using abusive and demeaning words’ to refer to them.
“That on various dates well within your knowledge without lawful excuse and in a public place or at a public gathering you used threatening, abusive or insulting words or behaviour with intent to provoke a breach of the peace or whereby a breach of the peace would have been occasioned and more particularly by using signs and language demeaning and/or derogatory of our clients’ sexual organs i.e. by equating the said organs to the index finger and/or referring to them as “kakitu” and “tuvitu” (which are well known Swahili adjectives, albeit colloquial, often employed to describe items smaller than an average-sized item of the same class),” it reads in part.
They have given the pastor a two-day ultimatum to apologise or else face defamation charges.
He is further accused, of knowingly without lawful excuse, using obscene and insulting language and more particularly by referring to them as “ng’ombe wewe” and “ng’ombe hizi” which according to them are notorious Swahili derivatives for a foolish person.

Saturday, 3 August 2019

Banana Stem To Be Buried At Ken Okoth's Home

Banana stem to be buried in the grave 
On Saturday, the late Ken Okoth’s maternal nephew, Elvis Oluoch, stated that they were disappointed with the decision to cremate the former Kibra MP.
Distraught Ken Okoth's mother poses for a photo with her family
Therefore, mourning Ken’s mother,
Angeline Ajwang Ongere , decided to resort to burying a banana stem to symbolise the internment of her son, after skipping the cremation .
Okoth and his mother Angeline
“Ken Okoth’s mother will travel to Kabondo later today (Saturday, August 3). Tomorrow (Sunday, August 4), she is expected to dig a grave and bury a banana stem in Kabondo Kasipul. That would symbolise that she buried someone she loved dearly,” Oluoch painfully stated.
The late Ken Okoth with his wife Monica
Oluoch accused the late MP’s widow,
Monica Okoth , for championing his cremation, despite the family’s outcry.
“We only hear that Ken left a Will directing he be cremated upon death. None of our family members has set eyes on that said-Will.
“All through, we were making arrangements to have Okoth transported to Kabondo Kasipul and be rested on his mother’s land. We did not know that Monica had other plans,” Oluoch said.
He further denied knowledge of Ken Okoth’s paternal family.
“Why should we bury the banana stem in Rangwe? They have never been there for us. “We only heard about them on media,” Oluoch angrily stated.

Thursday, 1 August 2019

"Legalise bhang": Sonko Says During Okoth's Memorial Service

Mike Sonko during Ken Okoth's service

Nairobi Governor Mike Sonko on Thursday urged MPs to legalise use of bhang in ememory of the late Kibra MP Ken Okoth.
Okoth had sponsored a Bill seeking to legalise it, saying it was useful for cancer treatment.
The governor urged  legislators present, including Embakasi East MP Babu Owino, to push on with Okoth's Bill.
He spoke on Thursday at Moi Girls High School in Kibra, where the second memorial service for Okoth was held.
" Tunasikia bangi iko na dawa ya cancer (We hear bhang helps in treating cancer)," Sonko said.
He said President Uhuru Kenyatta's upcoming tour to Jamaica will pave the way for importation of 'pure marijuana'.
"Ikipitishwa tutahakikisha ile bangi safi inaletwa kutoka Jamaica (If the bill is passed, we'll ensure pure bhang is brought from Jamaica)," Sonko said.
In this video link Sonko says bhang should be legalised.

Court Stop's Okoth's Cremation Plan


Former Kibra MP Ken Okoth's 'second wife' has sued to stop his burial or cremation on grounds she has been excluded.
Milimani Court has issued orders stopping the cremation until the case filed by Ann Muthoni in court is heard.
Nairobi nominated MCA Anne Thumbi
The court also stopped burial until the case is heard and determined.